MellonsMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after mellons because you'll only end up with a laugh in your tummy." I never quite understood his advice until one Valentine, I was gardening with my best friend Melfi. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was narrow and spooky sounds came from deep within. Melfi saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!